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Old 08-12-2020, 09:44 AM
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Eric and I had some friends come from north Louisiana to spend a week with us.

sat morning we decide to have some fun and decided to play a game call john hooker for some fun. Amy and I had the guys take us to a motel on airline highway and we dressed a real hookers with tight short vinyl skirts, and tube tops and puffy hair and lots of makeup. we called hank and Eric an tole them we were ready they said they would be by in about 5 minutes.

when they were a block away we went outside and started walking down the street, they drive by and whistled at us and we blew them a kiss. they circled around and came back and stopped next to us. we leaned in the window and I got in the front with hank and Amy got into the back with Eric. we drove down the block and started to pull into the motel and we were surrounded by 5 police cars. we had no idea that a sting was going on at the time.

we were handcuffed and read our rights and then questioned about what was goin on. they were surprised that we were husbands and wives and the we were swingers playing a game. after an hour we were let go but our plans changed for the evening
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Old 08-12-2020, 12:39 PM
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I have a long held desire to actually be a "streetwalker".......I had a Black Lover who was going to "put me on the street" working for him and I was really going to do it!! Despite the concerns about this very thing happening.

I am a fairly well known Corporate Exec in our community, if anyone knew about my REAL sexual desires they would be AMAZED to say the least. If they even knew about my 10 year affair with my Boss/Lover it would be front page news!! LOL

Probably my life would have taken a very different course had I continued my affair with the guy that was going to put me on the street....I was dabbling in drugs, and a LOT of other things one can't discuss openly, but WOW was it exciting while I was involved!! He ended up in prison, I never got to streetwalk, and its probably for the best.

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Old 08-16-2020, 08:55 AM
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Eric and I had some friends come from north Louisiana to spend a week with us.

sat morning we decide to have some fun and decided to play a game call john hooker for some fun. Amy and I had the guys take us to a motel on airline highway and we dressed a real hookers with tight short vinyl skirts, and tube tops and puffy hair and lots of makeup. we called hank and Eric an tole them we were ready they said they would be by in about 5 minutes.

when they were a block away we went outside and started walking down the street, they drive by and whistled at us and we blew them a kiss. they circled around and came back and stopped next to us. we leaned in the window and I got in the front with hank and Amy got into the back with Eric. we drove down the block and started to pull into the motel and we were surrounded by 5 police cars. we had no idea that a sting was going on at the time.

we were handcuffed and read our rights and then questioned about what was goin on. they were surprised that we were husbands and wives and the we were swingers playing a game. after an hour we were let go but our plans changed for the evening
Oh wow Cathy that sucks...lol
Please keep posting, thanks
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Old 12-10-2022, 05:38 PM
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One time when we were in Vegas and we walked down Fremont Street. Old famous road. My wife dressed like a whore every day and as we were walking this pickup slowed down and he asked how much. I laughed and told her that he thought she was working turning tricks.
What should I do is all she said. I told her to ask him what he wanted and he said blowjob and fuck.
Today is your lucky day. This one works for free. Not illegal at all. She got in his truck and was gone for two hours. As they pulled up she hopped out and gave me a kiss and said thank you for giving her that experience. He found every hole she has. We didn’t make it ten feet and a car pulled over and asked how much. I told him that he would have to take her a get a better outfit for working in and that was it.
I thought, we are trapped on this street and as long as someone wants to fuck her they do. I got a room in a motel that usually charges by the hour. No more driving around to fuck. When she came back we went to the room and she changed into her new outfit. We stood in front of the motel and guys just drove in to ask if she was working. She doesn’t charge to get laid and needs a good pounding. She got one for sure. As he was leaving the first guy she fucked came back with two friends.They next he said. I guess the one they could afford was Tala. When they finally finished and came out of the room she was still so excited from getting one surprise after another.
If you are a whore then try it but don’t charge them. If you fuck for free it’s legal.
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Old 12-11-2022, 12:29 PM
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A number of years ago, Nina went on a "Date" with a co-worker from the West Coast office who was in town for a couple of days.
She told me he took her to Kmart (I said it was a number of years ago) and bought her the tightest, skimpiest outfit he could find.
Now days they'd be called bootie shorts but I don't know if they had a name back then.
She said half of her ass cheeks were sticking out and in front, the crotch didn't quite cover the thong she was wearing.
He put her in a one size too small white tank top (wife beater) t-shirt, no bra,
and some cheap, plastic platform shoes.
He cut the bottom of the shirt until there was an inch or so of underboob showing.
He then took her back to his hotel which was a five star place in Chicago's Gold Coast.
He paraded her through the lobby and bar before handing her the key to his room (this was before key cards) and said he'd be up in a minute.
He went back to the bar and recruited 3 other men who agreed to pay $50 each for a shot at the street walker he picked up on Wacker Dr.
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